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EX-GIRLFRIEND -




COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.


TAGS: smiles sunset smiley birds
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by MFS

Sean - July 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
In honor of this poster I just vomitted a happy face.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:20 pm
Well said.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:22 pm

nice.


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...


TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or ra** face


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




PARENTING SKILLS -




THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




THREE MONTHS -


TAGS: man wearing corset humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 8:23 pm

Or a pair of stiletto heels~~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 8:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)


STUCK UP CROW -


TAGS: the birds set
Rating: 4.87/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:32 am
quoth the raven
Ascetic - March 22, 2012, 2:39 pm
Very good
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 11:38 am
Yeah, gotta be an ol' crow to remember...5 caws
motinet - March 22, 2012, 11:25 am

Brilliant!
Budog - March 22, 2012, 6:09 am
LOL, 5L you know you are getting old if you remember that movie!
mariand - March 22, 2012, 5:04 am
hahaha...great


SUNSETS - Of course, they're pretty. That's to distract you from the fact that another day of your life is GONE FOREVER.


TAGS: sunsets death
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Skotia

mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:48 pm
awe5ome...:)
DemonFeather - July 10, 2011, 9:55 pm
But sunrises...well. That's beautiful and only the beginning.
Reality Lord - July 9, 2011, 3:13 pm

first two posters solid intro dude. keep em comin
rerun - July 9, 2011, 10:23 am

Nice.


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm

um....niiiiiiice.....very....:)


INDIVIDUALITY - All it takes is one crazy s.o.b and the next thing you know everyone's doing it!


TAGS: crazy people trendsetters
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 26, 2012, 4:34 pm
Pickle it is then! I luvs pickles!
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:44 pm
You can call me what you like, miss. But please be kind, I'm a very special boy.
MissPriss - July 26, 2012, 3:42 pm
Thanks pickle...or do you prefer viper or as your name suggests...both? teehee
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:43 am
Haha. Major chuckle5.


THE MOMENT... -


TAGS: don t settle less deserve
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by steph1

Haarakkon - June 1, 2011, 9:08 pm
A very "special brew".
crankyhead - June 1, 2011, 8:03 pm
great u5e of this ph**o
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:14 pm
Perfect steph1. 5L
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:31 am
nice 5teph!
Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am

oh yeah....nice
forseti - June 1, 2011, 6:39 am
awesome, 5teph!


WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -


TAGS: cassette ***e pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
it is a cassette ***e. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and ***e players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette ***es compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound


REGRETS -




ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.




PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled


TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by RnR

Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


1 800 MOTILAWYER -


TAGS: lawyers calendar forseti house vacations
Rating: 4.96/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:23 pm
lol xD
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:31 am
Qmfao
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:38 am
ROFL!


OPPORTUNITY -




SETH MACFARLANE - One Great Idea After Another !


TAGS: seth macfarlane
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
Not Guilty Trash - as for your comments, I'd rather ignore them and get on with more important things.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
I can't do it. Too boring. I'm gonna have to take a class.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:39 pm
Perhaps Mustyk is Jericho while at work? Any thoughts on that Mustyk? cause I don't hear you blathering on about my comments?
MO - March 8, 2010, 7:38 pm
Slow night on Motifake eh Trash? I'm gonna go play with a few paint programs. If you're upping your game, I guess I gotta at least try to as well. It's not gonna work. But hell, maybe i'll be able to finally figure out how to do something.....meh.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
There must be more to this than it seems. No grown man reacts like that without a reason. And here I thought all my enemies were gone?
MO - March 8, 2010, 7:25 pm
I'm not sure how or why, but the last two timmys have turned out to be members who have been around for a long time. Although neither has much to show for it. You'd think they'd at least kinda, sorta get how this site works???
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:23 pm
Keep your nonsense off the comments page please we are not flame-war fans here.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:20 pm
To communicate my opinion without the childish behavior you chose to employ. I believe that you may be another previously banned user logged in under a different username. Your actions today were juvenile and unwelcome. PM me with any further comments.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:17 pm
Its nice that I don't even have to be here to have my end held up. Thanks guys, this is what community is all about. Jericho you obviously have some personal issues that cause you to lash out at others. When I vote 1 Lion I always explain why. I managed
Fatt Matt - March 8, 2010, 12:34 pm
I have FD season 1 & 2 on dvd. Great show! I think it's the same people, looks the same anyway. Archer has been f'n hilarious! And suitable for a larger fan base IMO.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 12:14 pm
I've watched it online when I can. Loved Frisky Dingo, and it seems just as good.
Fatt Matt - March 8, 2010, 12:07 pm
Has anyone been watching Archer on FX? The best animated series to date. Check it out.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:50 am

My IP address does not change, it isn't worth changing for a new a**hole type name, unless I register UberTimmy
culos - March 8, 2010, 11:42 am
All you need to do is open a new account on the same PC, pretend to be a ..... Oh sorry, has been done, do not need that again
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:35 am

Mr. M won't let me change it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:34 am
Excellent. When do we leave.......Sarcasm?....whats sarcasm?
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:28 am
LoL! I can't make out Lol what you wrote. Is that greek? LOL
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:28 am
That's what I like in a man... I'm SO ready to run away with you now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:27 am
Actually it kinda does.....It sorta makes me want to hit you....in the face.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:26 am
iF I dO thiS wilL iT makE mY commentS stanD ouT?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:25 am
You're not slow.....you're "special"....and there's no accounting for Timmies.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:22 am
I have another earth shattering observation. Why is it that Timmys have a nervouse tick? DSA with the LoLs before, during and after each comment, and Jerry with every word capped? I Know I'm Slow But...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:16 am
You guys are great......Keep up the good work..................@TOC, Of course it's cheaper (and better) here.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:13 am
If you're doing that, I'm gonna be YouSickHonkey.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:12 am

Can I change my user name to LowEducatedTwat? It has such a douche-esque flaire to it.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:11 am
Truer words were never spoken. And I'm too broke for that ****... unless it's cheaper there...? *begins searching for suitcase*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:08 am
I know, I know......I'll be here if you ever change your mind. (Our kids would have smoked too much weed anyways)
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:54 am
HA!! TOC FTW!! :
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 10:53 am
:P But then our names would show up under each other's aliases, and people might start to think I'm a lesbian... We just can't. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:49 am
I love you TOC.....Run away with me? I'll treat you right. XD.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 10:46 am
JERICHO: PLEASE VISIT THE FORUM TO REVIEW YOUR WARNING
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:29 am
@Jericho, Are you Canadian?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:28 am
I concur. But I've lived with them for 20 years....I still love them.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:25 am
Barely, its incredibly hit and miss currently.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:25 am
I watch all three shows...none are in my top 10. I watch for the jokes not the plots or characters. I find if you focus only on the individual jokes it's all good......Do you still watch the Simpsons?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:22 am
I personally can't stand The Cleveland Show, and I don't have a high tolerance for Family Guy. I actually find American Dad to be his funniest nowadays.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:19 am
@Random......I love Seth's work...But I do hope he mixes it up a little more this time.......I have no interest in watching the "giant chicken" or "Claus the fish" shows.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:19 am
Awww! Did I Hurt You Pwesious Wittle Feewings? Because Thats The Way I Am. Deal With It.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
*resorting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
You responded by insulting a CONTRIBUTOR.....why couldn't you have made your comment without resulting to bashing the commenter before you?
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
Right! I Wouldn't Want MOOOOO Coming After Me Again, Thanks For The Nightmares.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
And on to other news.... Mcfarlanes got the go ahead to make a fourth show for Fox from what I hear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:15 am
I've made my point. I just hope Jericho is more careful about who he insults without provocation next time.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:14 am
Look, He Said Something Bad About The Poster I Responded. Simple Transition, Everybody Does It, You Blowing This Out Of Proportion, Let Your Friend Respond. And I Hate FG, With A Frickin Passion, But Hey Thats Just Me. Its The Internet Bub.
culos - March 8, 2010, 10:13 am
Guys, can we knock the bashing already? Wipe off your bloody noses and go sit in your corners. And I mean NOW!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:09 am
Again, You started something....Now you're floundering to finish it. I never would have said a word to you if you hadn't insulted my friend. Try learning from that.....You could have commented and left TTH out of it.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:07 am
And Discussing A Scenario Where You Used Comdom Lubrocation With My Mother And Sis Is Nothing Compared To Twat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:03 am
To be clear, I did the mother and sister insulting, But Jericho started it by calling TTH a low educated twat.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:00 am
Alright Culos, I Can Respect That, Im A Fan Of Your Work(A Regualar 5 Lions Mind You.) I Don't Know Where To Find Good Pictures To Make Posters Out Of So I Just Read Others.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:58 am
No that happens to be my opinion, I happen to know where Mustyk got his material and I'm not a great fan of repeats. Nevertheless you suck even more. As long as you don't offer any proof that your worthy, leave the trashing to me.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:58 am
Jalford? Wow...I Dont Think I'll Ever Recover From That.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
And why do you put quotes around "my friend"?
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
I'll Admit I Dont Have The Software For The Posters, Cause What I Want To Put Is Beyond 3 Lines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
Are you retarded or do you just make a career of missing a point. You have to be the dumbest person to ever comment since Jalford.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:56 am
And Culos I Never Said This Poster Sucks.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
but trashing a regular when you have 0 posters yourself is not a good idea. on the bright side you still have a perfect rating. don't talk trash unless you can back it up. not jumping in just making a point.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh No! Somebody Insulting Someone On The Internets! Agree To Disagree. The Comments Are SUPPOSED To Enforce Opinion, And FYI "Your Friend" Was Belittling This Poster Which Proves A VERY Valid Point.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
And I can hardly be a problem with America. Your Ignorance really shines through in your comments Jericho.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:53 am
BTW, I make crap posters?.....where are your contributions to this site?......Nowhere, that's where.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
This poster sucks, Family Guy sucks, Your Mother and your Sister suck, what else???? Oh I remember, none of the aforementioned suck as bad as you. Please go get your card and leave the interwebs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
Family guy is hilarious. You are a douche. You started this by insulting my friend....these are the things I know. And you called me a Honkey.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
i am a big tosh fan myself.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:50 am
Family Guy Sucks. If That Offends You Mooo, Then Your The Problem With America, Because Somebody Had A Difference In Opinion Than You, You Felt Personally Attacked, Instead Of Focusing On The Real Problem:Why Do You Watch Crappy Television?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:48 am
I'll second that! Dude has no sense of what's what! Bring the funny or GTFO! You're pissing up a whuppin tree.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:47 am
TOC/Rerun?Anybody please swing the banhammer on this A-hole.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:46 am
Don't Take Your Inability To Make Decent Posters Out On Me You Tasteless Hack. And Whats With Attacking My Family? I Guess That Enforces My Point That You Lack Originality. And Don't Try To Get The Mods On Your Side You Coward. Be A Man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:27 am
*Note to Moderators* He started it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:26 am
Actually I don't know what you mean by that....let me roll over and ask you're sister to explain....as far as the taste of lube goes....Your mom uses it in her cooking as well.....you do what you gotta do when you're on Welfare, I guess.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 6:31 am
OH! Now You Just Had To Bring Mom Into This! Let Me Tell You Something Moo, If That Is Your Real Name. At Least I Don't Graze The Greens Around My Mothers Field If Ya Catch My Drift. And How Do You Know What Condom Lubricant Taste Like? You Sick Honkey.
culos - March 8, 2010, 5:06 am
and the walls came tumbling down.... Mooooooo FTW!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 4:42 am
Jesus Jericho.....do you french kiss your Mother with that mouth?.Hmmmmm?.......sometimrs she does taste like Condom lubricant and loneliness....I guess you do!
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 3:23 am
Oh Please Give Me A Break Trash, Family Guy A Moronic Overly-Predictable Show That Only Low Educated Twats Such As Yourself Enjoy Because You Can't Find Anything More Intelligent To Watch. Good Day To You. f*** Seth McFarlane, f*** Him Dead.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 12:40 am
I voted this 1 Lion not because your point lacked validity but because you would DARE to insult the creator of Family Guy. See it's ok to vote 1 Lion if you explain why.


PERFECTION -


TAGS: almost perfect sunset pollution
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - August 5, 2011, 8:45 pm
or "the critic we all have in5ide" xD


PURPOSE -


TAGS: lifes one big set up
Rating: 4.42/5

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Kaylebor - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm
I have two possible theories: either God does not, in fact, exist (my official stance as an atheist), or, if he exists, he does not care at all. Or maybe he does care, only not in the way you'd wish him to care
Sean - August 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
I guess that explains why God came up with depression -- to keep you outta trouble.
RagTopDriver - August 7, 2010, 5:00 am
Sometimes he's just keeping you occupied so you'll stay out of trouble.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:56 pm
Hey, at least he knows who I am.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
5L


FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




LIFE IS ONE -


TAGS: rewards apache sunsets survival war
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:37 pm
Nice one.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:33 pm
"So, how was your day?" 'Meh. I died. Yours?' "That sucks. Mine was alright..." ;)
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
Thanks. :) Isn't the pic beautiful? Found it (and more, hence a war series) while image googling VETERANS (#147314). I have the large version, so AutoMotivator can make prints if anyone's interested. PM for details.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:30 pm
this is amsome...


NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BREATH -


TAGS: nature sunset death life men
Rating: 4.6/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:28 pm
(carebear BANNED)
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:15 pm
He's sorry???? Really?? I thought he was the one making the rules! I guess Epicurus was right.
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:09 am
(carebear BANNED)
ars0n - February 24, 2012, 2:23 am
LOLL
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:20 pm
I Like That Very Much 5L.


IT'S ALL MY FAULT - I'll be sitting here until my wife calms down She asked: "What's on the TV?" and I answered: "Dust."


TAGS: upset wife
Rating: 3.69/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:50 pm
classic joke look at 85735 for a different spin


CLOSET - Looks like someone opened yours


TAGS: skeleton closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:08 pm
This Must Be The Montreal City Hall !


FATHER SON BONDING -




THE MOTIFAKE DAY CARE CENTER - Innovative and fun learning Dedicated and caring teachers




AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

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Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Hunnic wife?


THANKSGIVING -




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: insider jokes forseti is xommunist
Rating: 4.92/5

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Feasibly - April 28, 2011, 6:16 pm
Thanks florstetti!
forseti - April 28, 2011, 2:03 pm
5 xows from the one and only xommunist! ;)


SMILE - All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. ~Chris Hart




PYGMY MARMOSET - Got to collect them all!




SNOPES -




THE HUNTER KING -


TAGS: at least forseti will eat well tonight ice
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:01 am
Hell yeah, I remember those days when the popular German pumpkins were not hunted into extinction yet. I hit at least 6 out of 10 with my heavy air rifle. They called me The German Predator. Secure your vegetables!!!
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 1:27 am
Could it be because those are squash?
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 12:48 am
I like it, but the gords confuse me...5/5


HEAR IT? -


TAGS: sunset alone
Rating: 4.64/5

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champ99 - September 24, 2012, 9:10 am
Thanks Greeny!
Greeny - September 20, 2012, 5:55 pm
N1 Champ - good to see you back!


AGGY - Apparently he's now in charge of the Motifake Complaint Department.


TAGS: aggy complaint motifake mousetrap
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:50 pm
A trap.... and a back-handed compliment, if I'm not mistaken.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
Ha!
Sean - May 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Wait!!!!! It's a trap!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:13 pm
Me?


GRANDSON -




CREEDO -




FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.




OBJECTIVES -


TAGS: redy set crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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thwolf - October 12, 2010, 12:46 am
LOL, the look on the little girls ace is priceless! "Hey, why does the dog get cookies!?"
Neener - October 10, 2010, 6:55 pm
Brilliant! 5L


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: sunrise sunset tracks midlife
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm

amsome


FORSETI -


TAGS: mr t a team forseti toast hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hawamleh - April 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
lol
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:56 pm
Maybe the doctor meant chess... Well, OK, checkers, then!
forseti - April 22, 2011, 1:30 pm
love it


WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER -


TAGS: cranky goal setting
Rating: 4.57/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm
Airman, buddy, should I just pencil your name into the 3 spot then? LOL just kiddin, I love thi5
ICEMAN - July 29, 2011, 9:49 pm
Cranky has found that it is much easier to wear his fishnet stockings without pants... less chafing.


THE END IS NEAR -




josh duggar -


TAGS: ahole inc*** peadophile closet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm

agreed.
Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm

google "josh duggar" or "*****le hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am
5L body slam!! So that's a g** guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!


CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm
LMAO!


MY DAD BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Dad used to be a rockstar. He lived the wild life, until one day a groupie wouldn't abort.




MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)


Elephants -




UNWANTED GIFTS -


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

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SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me


IF YOU'RE LUCKY - ...


TAGS: sunset
Rating: 4.9/5

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CloudchaserS - February 16, 2013, 11:27 am
This is reminding me of that Journey song After All these Years.


A RECKONING WITH LOST YOUTH - It really hurts!


TAGS: swing set collapse
Rating: 4.83/5

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Silverheart - April 1, 2013, 1:24 am

Only question about the pic is - are they laying still from embarrassment or shock (impact to base of spine)? Either, good'n, ughmeister. 5Ls


BEST PART OF THE DAY -




SECURITY - MUCH MORE INTIMIDATING WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE BLACKJACK DEALERS




USE YOU ASSETS -




IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??




JUGGALO FAN CLUB - Her skeleton in the closet was that unfortunate initiation with the Juggalos. Grats to you, the father, & baby BOZO!




WHAT'S SEEN... - Can't be unseen...




GLORIOUS FICTION -


TAGS: fiction corset
Rating: 4.84/5

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pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:45 am
at least she'd save you from a sinking ship
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 7:36 pm
Because when wou pull on that string, she'll bust out like a navy life raft!


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: formal setting low etiquette
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:59 pm
I'm surprised they didn't hit pean*ts
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:19 pm
*b u t t e r, is apparently censored. LOL
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:18 pm
HA! Thanks Feas,I'd oblige you if I knew what that was. Some kind of peanut b***er I'm guessing. ;)
Feasibly - May 5, 2011, 10:09 pm
Quite eloquent there, Space, pa55 the Grey Poupon...


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: love relationship settling
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 1:44 am
The other way around, yes.
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 1:24 am
Have you ever had bbq'd donkey with a side of Rice-a-Roni? Om nom nom.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 1:11 am
Nothing, unless you're cooking it for a prize donkey.
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 1:10 am
What's wrong with Rice-a-Roni?
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:52 am
I always thought the ZONK wild animals were cool...I wanted to win them. 5 dealer poodles


PONDERING - As I watched the sunset fade from that salmon pink to flint grey I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning and how grey he was. And how I named him Flint


TAGS: salmon flint grey sunset
Rating: 4.11/5

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Verdeckt - June 28, 2011, 7:34 am
Love it... Fav'd


THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.




TORNADO COUNTRY - at least the buildings are sturdy




LIFE - It's only when we realize that life is taking us nowhere that it begins to have meaning. By then, of course, it's much too late to do anything except drool on our bibs.




COMMUTING -


TAGS: chinese water dragons sunset dinner
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean. - May 5, 2009, 10:34 pm
Beautiful, classy and funny.


WESTERN ETIQUETTE II - Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys mother, dog, truck, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.




A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"


TAGS: can t wait for the effect to set in are you sure you gave her the right apple
Rating: 2.7/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
LOL


BETTER -




SPILLED MILK - No Matter What You Say, I Find This Very Upsetting!


TAGS: spilled milk is very upsetting
Rating: 1.83/5

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murderblade - January 14, 2009, 12:54 am
always find an emo kid to cry about it some where.


KARATE - the original Pimp hand




MY PAPA NIC BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Papa Nic survived the Great Monkey Eating of '93. He came to America to start a family and be successful.


TAGS: papa nic jaubrey marmoset
Rating: 1.33/5

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Fatt Matt - February 17, 2010, 4:45 pm
If Motifake was golf, this guy would be kicking all of our a**es...
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:40 pm

he may become the new King of 1L
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
I explained my motives on his other POS poster. I stand on that.
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:36 pm

that somebody must have tainted adult beverage
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:34 pm
Hi phy.... it'd be me. I'm listening... you were saying?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 8:25 pm
who in the name of all that is unholy approved this crap?!?!


SECLUSION -


TAGS: privacy settings alone cave computer
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 3, 2012, 6:48 pm
Thanks x2
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:40 am
I meant; DANG, THIS IS GOOD!!
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:40 am
Dang, this is good.


End Of The Day -


TAGS: days end worst angry odd sunset revenge cat neighbours
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 10:56 am
Bahaha...first good chuckle of the day, thanks.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:25 am
Is that an April Fool's Day joke?
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 6:18 am
So glad you're back!


The View -


TAGS: majestic clouds mindset
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 1, 2014, 10:33 am
Nice one.
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:51 am
OH. Thought it was just a mushroom cloud.


SUNSETS - The Beauty Of A Fiery Sunset Is Often Offset With The Rain Of Migrating Birds




Fishermen -


TAGS: fishing water stick sunset
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:15 am
Purdy funny stuff here, Ashson. 5L


I'm Feeling Old -


TAGS: loading cassette ***e eighties nostalgia
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2014, 1:47 am
So did my son.


MINDSET - The only way to change a person's opinion, Is to wait for them to die.




Lot #775 Dining room table set -




Bill's Fault -




DAWN AT DUSK -


TAGS: world peace sunrise sunset nonsequiturish
Rating: 4.81/5

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jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
Chompers....sorry
jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
That is Demotivational...or exciting, depending on if you enjoyed the back of Choppers Van


Mr. Edward Snowden -


TAGS: nsa edward snowden big brother the twilight zone skeletons in the closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy


WHITE LIES - They say you can become anything you want, if you are dedicated. But a one-legged woman weighing 300 pounds has slim chance of becoming a prima ballerina.




WAIT...WHAT? -


TAGS: forgotten password reset humor
Rating: 4.79/5

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Silverheart - November 25, 2013, 9:30 am

You miss pengen so much, you commented this twice...
steve1961 - November 25, 2013, 6:10 am
Especially since pengen left...
steve1961 - November 25, 2013, 6:10 am
Especially since pengen left...
CloudchaserS - November 25, 2013, 3:55 am
What annoys me is when a site says I *can't* have certain characters in my password and or limits it to a certain number of characters.
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 10:29 pm

LOL
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 10:22 pm

Finding blood of a virgin is tough.
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 10:22 pm
L50%youarethewindbeneathmywings&%$#@.abracadabraopensesame@x@.... blood of? oh screw it, I'll just write a &%#@ letter
GaryO - November 24, 2013, 10:21 pm
This is not that far from the truth.


THE CLOSET - Way to blow the door off the hinges fellas!


TAGS: closet
Rating: 4.67/5

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MARRIAGE -


TAGS: skeletons closet horror
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2013, 11:34 am
Could be worse. Imagine if your new spouse suddenly "came out of the closet" hehe. L L L L L
lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 12:25 am

I'm thinkin worms...maybe maggots.
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 12:10 am
Maybe even a few moths in that closet too? Teehee.


Mother -


TAGS: bed closet
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:49 am

OK, now I am TOTALLY freaked out~~5LLLLL


Blood Boiling -




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